Every Frost You Flake

Alan liked to listen to the song, Every Breath You Take, but he liked to change the words up. The wackier, the better. It became a bit of a game.

     Every drain you snake,
     Every leaf you rake,
     Every vamp you stake,
     Every bread you bake,
     I'll be watching you.

     Every wind you break,
     Every death you fake,
     Every earth you quake,
     Every frost you flake,
     I'll be watching you.

I guess this fit with his 80s obsession. It used to crack him up how many people would play this song at their wedding, given the clearly pathologic stalker vibe it gave off.

I wonder now if he is watching us. Part of me hopes he is. Part of me finds that creepy.